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Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004, 12:02 am
deluxed: Cake Batter is Radder Than Me.

Well, folks, the time has come for me to say goodbye. I did as I told Redmike I would when I discovered the_ducktards: make the raddest application yet, get accepted, then leave.

I would like to say two things:

-- rote and apoplecticfittz: you are far too Mega to be in this community fer seriously. If you are here as a joke like I was, blog on my fellows.

-- otimus, thank you for making this community and this joke even more hilarious for me (and whoever I talked with) by immediately accepting the lamest of lame*, but not me, someone who crafted an answer like, "Wal-Mart Teriyaki Beef-motherfucking-Jerky with California Rolls and Shrimp Sauce on the side," which is beautiful prose that almost defies the human understanding. OMG SO MANY POINTS PROVEN. But hey, I really do love your icon. Cracka. So rad.
Technically I am still a member at the moment, so for the community I suggest this: I really don't think there should be an application, but instead a "this is what I like, just so you know, because you're going to let my lame ass in anyway," type deal. Do you know what I mean? 'Sides, this isn't a very elite group, but more just a group of friends. Why would you "be all trifflin' up in herr" trying to exclude your friends? Meanies.
With love -- from the person who's gotten more comments on her application post than any other post in this community,

Alexis

* -- No offense to you "lame people," truly. This is a Megablogger vs. Underblogger thing, something that only really sad LiveJournalers like myself (who is somehow totally fucking rad) subscribe to, so don't be offended. No, I'm being serious, do not. Ya'll are just using LiveJournal how it was intented to be used, like people who use the dusters to get the crumbs out of the keyboard, instead of huffing them like the Megabloggers do (metaphorically, hopefully). Well, I actually do use the dusters to get crumbs out of my keyboard, not for getting high (seriously, not metaphorically). This is a paradox that will go down in footnote history.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:04 am (UTC)
rote

I agree. We need to be more elite, but given the membership base at the beginning "elite" wasn't an adjective you could've used to describe us. whatevs.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:11 am (UTC)
deluxed

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Like Ahhhnold would say, "TAKE MY HAND!!"

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:12 am (UTC)
rote

I sink with the ship, Red Sister.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:15 am (UTC)
deluxed

I understand. You do like the captain of the Titanic, who had a really rad beard.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:16 am (UTC)
deluxed

Wait, no. You're totally saying that because you know that Otis will bitch you into the ground if you leave and you just don't want to put up with him. SHAME ON YOU!

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:20 am (UTC)
rote

No. That's a consideration, to be sure, but it's not my primary one. I signed on to do this community and I'm going to stick it out. Out until it dies in a week or so.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:22 am (UTC)
deluxed

This thing will be an immortal zombie that will eat you alive. Heed my word, Red brother.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:26 am (UTC)
rote

I think it'll be the other way around, as usual.

"To exploit living labour, capital must destroy dead labour which is still useful. Loving to suck warm young blood, it kills corpses ... capitalism, oppressor of the living, is the murderer also of the dead." - Amadeo Bordiga

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:31 am (UTC)
deluxed

Bordiga sounds like he was a Goth.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:12 am (UTC)
rote: http://www.marxists.org/archive/bordiga/bordiga.jpg

Bordiga

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:15 am (UTC)
deluxed: Re: http://www.marxists.org/archive/bordiga/bordiga.jpg

I was so wrong. So, so wrong.

I hope every time I am wrong I get to see a hilarious picture like that. Dude.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:32 am (UTC)
otimus

Again, you prove to be a hateful bitch!

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:32 am (UTC)
otimus

Why are you so hateful/class minded?

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:38 am (UTC)
deluxed

Oh, dude. I so wish Redmike were awake to combat that one for me, because he knows my politics and his quote file is completely glorious. ...Wait, unless you were just meaning CLASS OF RAD ASS LIVEJOURNALS, instead of like, in real life with the classes. Then I'm not offended anymore.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:41 am (UTC)
rote

Amen. For being a mor-mon, your politics are perfectly acceptable.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:51 am (UTC)
deluxed

GASP! My politics are rad for no matter who the fuck I am, Redmike.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:06 am (UTC)
seifera

What a waste...

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:13 am (UTC)
deluxed

Sorry to let you down, Satan. But wait... if this is bad news, isn't that good news for you? And if it's good news, isn't that bad news? But that means it's good news...

OH, GOD! MY HEAD IS DOING TEH EXPLODING!

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:29 am (UTC)
deluxed

dgh;km43-yt09u0iytjpknM{)(U#@)(*U#@)$(J[43-o
jrt]-20u4t[02ihrtg0-842yt-0842ht[0iH_)(*#UY$)#(URpknmdpgfkm4rpiio98*(#*($89o3ii3oip

"You'll witness megablogging skills beyond your wildest dreams.

"This community is the mecca of megablogging."

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!

Dude, I am so glad I didn't see that in your journal until just now.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:54 am (UTC)
seifera

It's good news for people who like bad news.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 04:59 am (UTC)
deluxed

I thought of that album title right after I pressed, "Push Comment."

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:01 am (UTC)
seifera

That album fucking rocks.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:29 am (UTC)
otimus

God, Alexis, you're a bitch.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:35 am (UTC)
otimus

How dare you insult someone else's little project, or idea. This was NOT created by me. This was created by all of us, so despite what the others HAVE said, you insult them all. It's things like this as to what you aren't accepted.
You separate people into classes, and you glorify people. In such ways that is down right idiotic. You can't act civilized, as your post clainly showed. You shame yourself, you shame us, and you're just a fucking bitch.

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004 05:36 am (UTC)
otimus

*plainly

Tue, Sep. 21st, 2004 12:29 am (UTC)
hookedandthrown: I don't care if this is an app or not...

But not only "No." but "FUCK YOU NO!"

Tue, Sep. 21st, 2004 08:37 am (UTC)
apoplecticfittz

We need more awesome people in this community, you should stay.